Tomato Sauce a.k.a (Ketchup): If used on anything good or anything with taste will turn it instantly to shit.
When used on shit, it improves the taste immensely and makes the food edible.
Cheese is not a vegetable. It does not grow on trees. People (well I mean cows) who order stuff with extra cheese and think that it is the best topping ever, should sell their houses and go to live in a barn and marry cows.
The ‘Jeera’ dishes in Indian restaurants. For 20 bucks more you get 5 grains of jeera added to your original dish, and anybody who spends money on that has absolutely no idea of food or finance.
Dunking is eternally stupid and for the uneducated. People who dunk their donuts or biscuits should be fed nothing but paste or stuff that’s soggy all their lives. Infact they should be fed through tubes.
Anything on the menu that is unpronounceable will be inedible as well.
People who like to hang out at coffee shops do so only because they can’t afford air con at home. Obviously they always go home and drink their coffee, because they can’t afford the coffee at the cafe either.
The only food item available in franchise restaurants is processed lard and this is true for all franchises. The tastiest thing at McDonalds is the Joker and the tastiest thing at Pizza Hut is the mustard sauce.
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